Women, women, women are so ugly and mean, the shiniest are deceivers

The prettiest are shallow, the sweetest are toxic

The smartest are dangerous, the funniest are tragic

The loving ones are deadly, I try to hard to skin them all 

Of their high qualities and good looks, fully aware that any one of them

Could turn out to be my one true love and this is only because

I made my decision once and I the decision I made

Is to be a trustworthy man.

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